Bad Gas Jokes

What do you call a vegetarian with bad gas?

A leaf blower

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What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

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Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr.Dre

What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

How do you know an Asian has robbed your house?

They're still in your driveway

What happened after the word bank was robbed?

There was a run on sentences.

Vegetarian Jokes More Vegetarian Jokes

What was the cannibal's favorite part about the Vegetarian dish?

The Vegetarian

How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?

He became a vegetarian.

Mar Jokes More Mar Jokes

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

What do I do when my luggage gets tired?

I rest my case.

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

M Jokes More M Jokes

Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife