Bad Gas Jokes

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

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Gas Station Jokes More Gas Station Jokes

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

What did the black kid get on his ACT?

BBQ sauce

M Jokes More M Jokes

What do you call people pretending to be a ball?

Roll playing im sry

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

Mar Jokes More Mar Jokes

What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What is the best thing to do with lots of Dutch cheeses?

Edam...

What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

Venus Jokes More Venus Jokes

What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?

He was always horsing around.

Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.