Gas Station Jokes

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

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What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

Why is Thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

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What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

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What does robbing a Scotsman get you?

Kilt

What do vegetable do when they got robbed?

They dont.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

Where can you find a turtle that has no legs?

Exactly where you left it.

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon!

What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Reindeer are the ones that fly.

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

Crustacean Jokes More Crustacean Jokes

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

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What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.