Gas Station Jokes

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

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What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

Why is Thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

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What do you call someone who is iffy about cleaning lawn games?

A wishy-washy Washer washer.

How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why did the TSA hire a dentist?

To help with the cavity searches

What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

Ukrainian Jokes More Ukrainian Jokes

What's the worst part of a Ukrainian gas station?

When you see the tongue drag across your windshield.

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

What do you call it if a white person robs you?

Capitalism

Handicap Jokes More Handicap Jokes

What do you say to a handicapped dog?

Stay

What's the most important part of a vegetable's golf stats?

The handicap.

Fill Station Jokes More Fill Station Jokes

What's another name for a Dentists?

A filling station!

What is a dentist's office?

A filling station.