Gas Station Jokes

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

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What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

Why is Thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

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Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals...

What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

Ukrainian Jokes More Ukrainian Jokes

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

Why do Ukrainians not like being late?

They don't wanna be rushin

Fill Station Jokes More Fill Station Jokes

What is a dentist's office?

A filling station.

Where does the dentist get his gas?

At the filling station

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

Why does Yasuo never get locked out?

Because he always "hasaki!"

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

What Is A Kiss?

Its An Inquiry At The Top Floor Regarding The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.

How did the Frenchman get turned on?

He French-kissed a power outlet

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood