Gas Station Jokes

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

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What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

Why is Thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

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They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.

How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.

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Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.

Where does the dentist get his gas?

At the filling station

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What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.

Who robs banks and squirts ink?

Billy the Squid.

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What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?

What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee

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What do you call an airplane that flies backwards?

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What did the figurine say when the boot flew past her protective dome?

That was a cloche call!

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How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

What do you call a man who cleans out toilets?

Lou!

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What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!