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What's the worst part of a Ukrainian gas station?

When you see the tongue drag across your windshield.

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What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.

What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

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What was the last thing that went through Paul Walker's mind before he died?

The windshield.

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

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What did the Ukrainian say to the whiny American?

Crimea River.

What's the worst part of a Ukrainian gas station?

When you see the tongue drag across your windshield.