What's the worst part of a Ukrainian gas station?

When you see the tongue drag across your windshield.

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What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

What's the worst part about having Alzheimer's?

To get to the other side

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What's the worst part of a Ukrainian gas station?

When you see the tongue drag across your windshield.

What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard

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Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out