What's the worst part of a Ukrainian gas station?

When you see the tongue drag across your windshield.

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Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie?

It's never ending.

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What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

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What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common?

They're both raining bodies

How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't need to, they glow in the dark...