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What's the worst part about working in a glory hole?

You only get paid in tips.

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Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.

What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's black and doesn't work in an office?

Decaf coffee!

What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

How do Rabbis make money?

They keep the tips.

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What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.