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What's the worst part about admitting to your friends and family you play PokemanGo?

Having to admit you have autism:,P

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What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

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What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.

What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

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How do you find out if a dead man has autism?

You give them an autopsy

What's the worst part about admitting to your friends and family you play PokemanGo?

Having to admit you have autism:,P

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What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards

What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

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Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

What does a pediatrist do when you ask them which body part they find most interesting?

They admit de feet.