What's the worst part of an NFL wedding?

Getting hit by Rice

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What do you get when you mix an insurance company with an NFL quarterback?

An Aflacco

What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

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Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

Why would you take a hammer to bed?

So you could hit the sack.

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What's the worst part about baiting a fish hook really well?

Everyone knows you're a master baiter!

What is the worst part of a prostate exam?

Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

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What is the healthiest college?

Rice

Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.