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Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.

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Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?

A. To remind her that "toes go in first."

How do you cheer up a brand new battery?

Remind him that he's full of untapped potential!

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Why Chinese vet never hungry?

Dog have rice.

Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

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What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

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Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.

What's Spider-Man's least favourite rice brand?

Uncle Ben's...