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Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.

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What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.

How do you cheer up a brand new battery?

Remind him that he's full of untapped potential!

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What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.

What's an Islamist's favourite crop?

Rice is.

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Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

What would be a more appropriate name for Spider-Man?

Peter parkour.

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What is Spiderman's favourite brand of rice?

Uncle Ben's

What's Spider-Man's least favourite rice brand?

Uncle Ben's...