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Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.

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How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

What man?

The man with the power." - "What power " - "The power of Hoodoo." - "Who do " - "You do." - "Do what " - "Remind me of a man."

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What did the little Chinese boy get for Christmas?

Rice.

What is Spiderman's favourite brand of rice?

Uncle Ben's

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What is Spiderman's favourite brand of rice?

Uncle Ben's

What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

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Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.

What is Spiderman's favourite brand of rice?

Uncle Ben's