Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.

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Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.

Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

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Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

What does Supertramp do after buying rice?

They take the long-grain home.

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Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

What is Spiderman's perfect job?

A web designer.

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How Do You Make Spider-Man Cry?

Cook him some Uncle Ben's

What is Spiderman's favourite brand of rice?

Uncle Ben's