Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.

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What's your favourite colour?

I love green 'cos it reminds me of blue.

What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.

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Why did the Chicken cross road?

With rice.

What is Spiderman's favourite brand of rice?

Uncle Ben's

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Where's Spiderman's home page?

On the world wide web.

What would be a more appropriate name for Spider-Man?

Peter parkour.

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What is Spiderman's favourite brand of rice?

Uncle Ben's

What's Spider-Man's least favourite rice brand?

Uncle Ben's...