How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

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Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

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Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

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How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

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Which big cat should you never play cards with?

A cheetah!

What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter!"