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How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

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What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico?

They wash themselves.

Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

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What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise.

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.

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Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

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What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

Mule-tide greetings.

Which big cat should you never play cards with?

A cheetah!