How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

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Why did the storm trooper decide to buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the right droid he was looking for.

Why Mr.BEAN Bought A Brown Cow?

2 Get Chocolate Milk!!

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What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A buzzness suit!

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How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

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What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

Mule-tide greetings.