How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

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Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

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What do you call a scouser in a suit?

The defendant.

What is Superman when he removes his suit?

Man.

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What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

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What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.