How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

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Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

Why do people keep buying velcro?

It's such a ripoff.

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How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.

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Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

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Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

Who's there! Alligator! Alligator who?

Alligator for her birthday was a card!