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What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What do you call a scouser in a suit?

The defendant.

Which actor is best suited for a programmer role?

Dev Patel.

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

Track Suit Jokes More Track Suit Jokes

What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.