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What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

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How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

What is a Russian man's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea River

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Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

Track Suit Jokes More Track Suit Jokes

What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.