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What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

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What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

What noise does a Russian Sheep make?

It Blyats.

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Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

How do Soviet prison mates greet each other?

Gulag to you too.

What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

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What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

Which bounty hunter specializes in tracking elves?

Jingle Fett

Track Suit Jokes More Track Suit Jokes

What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.