What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

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What is a hipster russian roulette?

You got six cookies and five of them is gluten free.

What did the Russian woman say to her violent husband?

Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

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Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

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Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.

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Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

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What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

Track Suit Jokes More Track Suit Jokes

What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

Why do most people from Russia wear track suits?

Because they are Russin'