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What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Where do Russians stream movies from?

Nyetflix.

What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise.

What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A buzzness suit!

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

Track Suit Jokes More Track Suit Jokes

What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.