Why did the train sound effect album get derailed?

The tracks were unfinished.

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How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

Which bounty hunter specializes in tracking elves?

Jingle Fett

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How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."