Why did the train sound effect album get derailed?

The tracks were unfinished.

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How do beer companies track their sales?

On dos axes

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

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How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"