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Why did the train sound effect album get derailed?

The tracks were unfinished.

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Why did the train sound effect album get derailed?

The tracks were unfinished.

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

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How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"

How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.