How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"

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How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

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How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

But they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

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How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"

How do they keep track of books at the sausage library?

The Andouille Decimal System

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How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"

How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.