How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Where do you see yourself in four years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

Derail Jokes More Derail Jokes

Why did the train sound effect album get derailed?

The tracks were unfinished.

How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

Train Driver Jokes More Train Driver Jokes

How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

What do you give a train driver for Christmas?

Platform shoes!