How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"

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What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

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What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

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Which bounty hunter specializes in tracking elves?

Jingle Fett

Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

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How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"

How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.