How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

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What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.

What do you call a dead blond in the closet?

Last year's hide &amp seek!

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Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

What type of train can a ginger not ride?

A soul train

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Why did the train sound effect album get derailed?

The tracks were unfinished.

Which bounty hunter specializes in tracking elves?

Jingle Fett

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How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

Why did the train sound effect album get derailed?

The tracks were unfinished.

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What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.