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How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

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Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?

It was stuffed.

What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?

When it's on the train.

Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

Which bounty hunter specializes in tracking elves?

Jingle Fett

Why did the emo chicken go across the road?

He was afraid to go down the tracks.

Derail Jokes More Derail Jokes

How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"

Train Driver Jokes More Train Driver Jokes

How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

What do you give a train driver for Christmas?

Platform shoes!