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How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"

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What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...

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How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

What I reply with when someone asks, "What'd the comment say?

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What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

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How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"

How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.