How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"

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Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

Why can hipsters listen to Michael Jackson again?

He's been underground for five years now.

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When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

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How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

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How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

Why did the train sound effect album get derailed?

The tracks were unfinished.