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How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"

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How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

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When someone says "It is what it is," I reply, "Isn't it?

So we can both sound useless.

Who slept with my wife?

And in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

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Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

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How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."