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How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"

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Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

When is your birthday?

17th January. What year Every year!

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Why is everything lying on the floor?

My mom asked Gravity, I replied.

How'd ya get that?

Asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

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How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

Why did the train sound effect album get derailed?

The tracks were unfinished.