How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"

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What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

Why is it called Finding Nemo?

Been wondering for years

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How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"

Which side is it best to lie on?

She asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

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How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

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Why did the train sound effect album get derailed?

The tracks were unfinished.

How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."