How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"

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What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

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What have you been doing for it?

She replies, "Snorting pepper."

What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

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What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

Skip to the next track

How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"

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How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

Why did the train sound effect album get derailed?

The tracks were unfinished.