How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"

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Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

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What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

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How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

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How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"

How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.