Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

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Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?

To keep her head warm.

What do you call it......when you get head from a black girl and a white girl at the same time?

Marblehead

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What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

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What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

"I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha!

How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

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Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits?

Oranges and peaches.

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common?

They're both purple except the elephant.

How is a rabbit like a plum?

They're both purple except for the rabbit.