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Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

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Hello. Hello.

What has two heads and six legs?

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Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

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Why would I play something I have no chance of winning?

I replied.

Why must you question everything I say!?

Everything " I replied

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Peaches and Krim

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Nice pits.

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How is a rabbit similar to a plum?

They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"