What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

"I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha!

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What do you call an arrogant convict coming down the stairs?

A condescending con, descending.

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Winterfell and it can't get up.

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How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

Mourning wood

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Why, doc?

And the doctor replies, "Because I'm examining you!"

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He asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."

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What's a Grecian Urn?

About 2 bucks an hour depending on what the current minimum wage is.

What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

"I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha!