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What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

"I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha!

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What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord.

What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across.

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What's a nice guys favorite type of wood?

M'hogany

What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

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How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

Why so?

The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"

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What's a Grecian Urn?

About 2 bucks an hour depending on what the current minimum wage is.

What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

"I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha!