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What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

"I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha!

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What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

What did Jack Frost say at his climax?

Winter is coming

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What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

What do you call a Sith Lord who lives in the woods?

Darth Deciduous

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How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."

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What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

"I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha!

What's a Grecian Urn?

About 2 bucks an hour depending on what the current minimum wage is.