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What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

"I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha!

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What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

Where Are You Going?

Me: Partying with Friends Pimple: Ok, I'm Also Coming then!!

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What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

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What exactly is going on?

I asked. He replied, "A Major engineering feet."

Why don't you play with your friends?

He asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

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What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

"I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha!

What's a Grecian Urn?

About 2 bucks an hour depending on what the current minimum wage is.