Deer Nuts. Beer Nuts are $1.49, while Deer nuts are under a Buck!
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A buck an ear!
Vaseline.
Hey, the person you're talking to said to give me a few bucks.
They hit the town and blow a few bucks.
Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.
Change for a buck.
Him: Um, ten bucks? Me: Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org
A buck an ear (buccaneer).
Because it wasn't big enough to be a Buck.
A buck-an-ear!
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I'm not doing that again for two bucks.
Deer's Balls There are always under a buck
A buck an ear
Hazelnuts are normally around $1.50/lb, deernuts are always under a buck.
Somewhere around a buck an ear.
For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)
A buck-an-ear
It bucked!
Under a buck
A buck an ear.
A podiatrist bucks up your feet.
More bang for your buck!!!! (Wow, that was bad)
Only a buck!
Deer nuts, they're under a buck.
You can find a small bag of each under a buck.
Beernuts are $8.95 and Deernuts are under a buck!
I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.
A buck 'n ear
The podiatrist bucks up your feet.
If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
They take the psychopath.
When you're talking about choices.
None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.
He wanted to lay it on the line!
Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.
A law-suit
They know how to work under the hood!
I've never paid 50 bucks to have a garbanzo on my face.
Three questions for $150 bucks." "Kinda steep, isn't it " "Yeah, now what's your last question."
No idear.
No idear. What do you call a blind buck with no legs? Still no idear.
Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!
He was feeling a little crummy.
