Deer Nuts. Beer Nuts are $1.49, while Deer nuts are under a Buck!
A buck an ear!
Vaseline.
Hey, the person you're talking to said to give me a few bucks.
Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.
Change for a buck.
Him: Um, ten bucks? Me: Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org
A buck an ear (buccaneer).
Because it wasn't big enough to be a Buck.
A buck-an-ear!
I'm not doing that again for two bucks.
Deer's Balls There are always under a buck
A buck an ear
Hazelnuts are normally around $1.50/lb, deernuts are always under a buck.
Somewhere around a buck an ear.
For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)
A buck-an-ear
It bucked!
Under a buck
A buck an ear.
A podiatrist bucks up your feet.
More bang for your buck!!!! (Wow, that was bad)
Only a buck!
Deer nuts, they're under a buck.
You can find a small bag of each under a buck.
Beernuts are $8.95 and Deernuts are under a buck!
I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.
A buck 'n ear
The podiatrist bucks up your feet.
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.
Beer nuts are over a dollar deer nuts are under a buck. (old but good)
Flatulence
Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!
Derweinerslider
Vienerslidein
Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck...
I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before.
Having a chickpea on your face.
Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...
Snickers satisfies.
They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.
What up doe
A bunch of moooovers.
Time to try the udder one.