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How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

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Why didn't the pirate get into the movie?

It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

What did the pirate say?

Ayy ayy cap'n

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Why did Sarah name her pet Fawn 99 Cents?

Because it wasn't big enough to be a Buck.

What is one item which has never been affected by inflation?

Deer's Balls There are always under a buck

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

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How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.