How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

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Why a pirate could not spell iris?

He had only one 'i'

How do u make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.

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How do blondes pierce their ears?

They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).