How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

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With their aye-phones.

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An iPadth.

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Take away their credit cards so they can't charge

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I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

A buck an ear