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How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?

Anything you want as he can't hear you!

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

How much does it cost to clean up Germany?

About 6 million.

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

A buck an ear

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear