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How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

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What do you call a pirates thong?

A whispering eye patch.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

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Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

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How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).