How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

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What are Pirate clothes made of?

Yarrrrrn.

Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

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How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

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How do blondes pierce their ears?

They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear