How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

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What did the pirate get on his report card?

Seven C's

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

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What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

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How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buccaneer.

How much do the potatoes cost?

How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"

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What's a Buccaneer?

They're on the side of your buccin head.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.