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How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

Why are pirates, pirates?

They just.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)

What's a bear without an ear?

A b

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

What's the difference between beer nut and deer nuts?

Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck.

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How do blondes pierce their ears?

They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.