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How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

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How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

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How does a French lady hold her liquor?

By the ears

What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

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How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

Answering the stapler.