What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?

The Pirates always lose.

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Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

What is the best way to lose money?

Lend it to Greece.

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What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

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What do they call Peter Pan in China?

Peter Wok

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

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What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?

The Pirates always lose.