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What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?

The Pirates always lose.

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Who loses?

America.

What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

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How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

What are Pirate clothes made of?

Yarrrrrn.

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Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

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What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?

The Pirates always lose.