What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?

The Pirates always lose.

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What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job?

My career is in Jeopardy!

How did the Italians lose WWII?

They ordered ziti instead of shells.

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What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

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Why does Peter Pan fly?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?

Taco Bell.

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What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?

The Pirates always lose.

What do you call a group of lesbians from Pittsburgh?

Lesbiyinz.