What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?

The Pirates always lose.

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How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

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What do you call a group of invading pirates?

An **Arrr**my

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

IPatch

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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

Why are Peter Pan's jokes not funny?

Because they Neverland

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What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?

The Pirates always lose.