What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?

The Pirates always lose.

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Why did the one eyed banker lose his job?

He didn't have any debtperception.

What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

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What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

What did the pirate get on his report card?

Seven C's

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Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

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What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?

The Pirates always lose.