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What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

IPatch

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

Can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

What do pirates of the 21st century wear?

An iPadth.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

What's the most intense part of your work out?

Me: Getting into my sports bra.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

What do you call a booth babe at Apple's events?

ICandy

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time

Ipatch Jokes More Ipatch Jokes

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

IPatch

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch