What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

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Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

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Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

Why don't black people like tylenol?

Because its white and it works.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

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What do books wear on a rainy day?

Rain Quotes

Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

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Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

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