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What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

IPatch

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a pirate from Ireland??

Arrrish

Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

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How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

What is it called when the police work overtime?

Copper Nitrate.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does John Snow wear a Rolex?

Because he's a man of the nice watch

Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.

Ipatch Jokes More Ipatch Jokes

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

IPatch

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch