What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

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What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

Why did the pirate have to change wenches?

His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.

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What did the dog say after a hard day at work?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it

What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.

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How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

What do you call a fake Apple product?

An i-phony

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Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

How are tigers like sergeants in the army?

They both wear stripes!

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What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

IPatch

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch