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Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

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Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

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What does 007 wear on his head?

A Bondana.

Why to Native Americans wear Jockstraps?

TOTEM POLE!!

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Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

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What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham