Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

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What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!

Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

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What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

Why shouldn't you wear Russian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall-out.

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Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.