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Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

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Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

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What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat!

Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you?

Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!

Chuck Norris Jokes More Chuck Norris Jokes

How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?

All of them.

What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

Eye Patch Jokes More Eye Patch Jokes

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names