Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

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Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

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What do French athletes wear?

Jaques straps

Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.

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Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.