Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

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Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!

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Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

Why couldn't Jango wear Boba's helmet?

It didn't Fett.

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What were the Virgin Islands called, after Chuck Norris visited them?

The Islands

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You, you and you. Get out.

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Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.