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Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

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How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

Where does a pirate keep his buccaneer' s?

Under his buccan-hat.

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What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

What do astronauts wear to bed?

Space Jammies!

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What is your secret weapon against terrorists?

We simply reply......Chuck Norris

Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

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Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!