Eye Patch Jokes

Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.