Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

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What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

Why does toilet paper need a commercial?

Who is not buying this

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How many developers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware problem

Why are the developers of NoMansSky called Hellogames?

Because you never get a goodbuy from them

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Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

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Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

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What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common?

No touching!

Which character do you most identify with?

Ross 8. Which is your least favorite character Ross