Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

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How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

What is the difference between a painting and jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang

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How many developers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware problem

Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

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Why did Ahmed Mohamed get delayed at the airport?

He was on a watch list...

What's delaying the Polish space program?

Development of a working match.

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What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names

Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

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Which character do you most identify with?

Ross 8. Which is your least favorite character Ross

What are Alphabet employees gonna be called?

Characters.