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Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What else do you need when you use your Batman shampoo?

Conditioner Gordon.

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Developer Jokes More Developer Jokes

How many developers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

Delay Jokes More Delay Jokes

Why did Ahmed Mohamed get delayed at the airport?

He was on a watch list...

What's delaying the Polish space program?

Development of a working match.

Eye Patch Jokes More Eye Patch Jokes

What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!

Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

Character Jokes More Character Jokes

What do you call someone who confuses Emma Stone and Mila Kunis in a movie?

A bad judge of character.

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!