Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

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Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

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What website are the germans least likely to laugh at?

Neingag.

Who pays for the drinks?

The German!

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What did the tailor say to the fed up customer?

Suit yourself.

What do you call a really fast seamstress?

Tailor Swift

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Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

Why hasn't the Rastafarian gone to see the barber?

He's dreading it.