Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

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Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

What do German kids play on the playground?

Guten tag!

Tailor Jokes More Tailor Jokes

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.