Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

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AUDI.

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Danke.

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Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

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What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!

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