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Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

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What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO!

Whoa, what's with all the whisks?

Sir-Mix-a-Lot: Why you judgin me

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What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

What did the German clock maker say to the clock that would only go "tick tick tick?

Vee have vays of making you tock!

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Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

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What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because it's bangs were getting long!