Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

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What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.

What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post)

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How do you say "whoops" in German?

World War 2

Why Are Germans Buried 20 Feet Underground?

Because deep down they're real nice

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What do you call a really fast seamstress?

Tailor Swift

What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

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What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!