Tailor Jokes

Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

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What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

What did Victoria say to the tailor?

I'm a Taylor too.

What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

What do you call a really fast seamstress?

Tailor Swift

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

What did the tailor say after a job well done?

There is nothing left too loose.

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

What did the tailor say about her job?

It's sew sew.

Who sews really really fast?

Tailor Swift

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What did the tailor say to the fed up customer?

Suit yourself.

What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

Darn!

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

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What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

Insist Jokes More Insist Jokes

Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

Mend Jokes More Mend Jokes

What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

Length Jokes More Length Jokes

Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

Cos' sin tans

How do you calculate the length of rosemary?

Sprigonometry

Victoria Jokes More Victoria Jokes

Why does no one trust victoria?

Because victoria has secrets.

What did Victoria say to the tailor?

I'm a Taylor too.

Statistician Jokes More Statistician Jokes

Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.

What do you call a statistician watching a bull fight?

A mathador.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What wears a bright red suit and knows if you've been naught..or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

Why do Canadian cops not need to wear body cameras?

Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job?

With relish.

When were you most satisfied at your last job?

Me: After lunch, next question.