Tailor Jokes

They insist that the fit could be better.

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

I'm a Taylor too.

You better not make a habit out of this.

Tailor Swift

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

There is nothing left too loose.

Non-habit forming

It's sew sew

Tailor Swift

Suit yourself.

A zoo-t suit!

Because they were tailor made for it.

He wanted a law-suit

He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him

He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.

You better not make a habit out of this.

It's a habit.

Sister Matic!

A nun falling down the stairs

Because the little boys pants were half off.

He wears a coat and pants.

Squeaky clean clothes.

Thanks I needed that.

Because they Pac-12 of everything

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

Because they do nothing except making themselves cross.

Tailor Jokes

Why do tailors hate statisticians?

Love

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

What did Victoria say to the tailor?

What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

What do you call a really fast seamstress?

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

What did the tailor say after a job well done?

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

What did the tailor say about her job?

Who sews really really fast?

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What did the tailor say to the fed up customer?

What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

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