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Tailor Jokes

Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

Birthday State of Mind

Birthday State of Mind

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

What did Victoria say to the tailor?

I'm a Taylor too.

What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

What do you call a really fast seamstress?

Tailor Swift

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

What did the tailor say after a job well done?

There is nothing left too loose.

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

What did the tailor say about her job?

It's sew sew

Who sews really really fast?

Tailor Swift

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What did the tailor say to the fed up customer?

Suit yourself.

What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

Darn!

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

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Why did Victoria lose her job?

We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.

What did Victoria say to the tailor?

I'm a Taylor too.

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What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

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Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

What did Victoria say to the tailor?

I'm a Taylor too.

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What did one tower say to the other?

I've got a plane to catch

What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife?

Me love you wrong time.

Hem Jokes More Hem Jokes

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

Where are you going?

Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Who can't tell the difference between short and long?

This subreddit mods

What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified?

He gets a little cross.

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Why did the feminist get fired from Subway?

Because she refused to make a sandwich

When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

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Where do bots go for fun?

Reddit.

What do you call it when you make fun of somebody else's gambling addiction?

Slot shaming.