Tailor Jokes

Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

What did Victoria say to the tailor?

I'm a Taylor too.

What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

What do you call a really fast seamstress?

Tailor Swift

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

What did the tailor say after a job well done?

There is nothing left too loose.

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

What did the tailor say about her job?

It's sew sew.

Who sews really really fast?

Tailor Swift

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What did the tailor say to the fed up customer?

Suit yourself.

What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

Darn!

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

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What does an egg do for fun?

Kari - YOKE - ee *Ha Ha Ha*

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.

What do you call a dog wearing headphones?

Ear bud

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

Describe Jokes More Describe Jokes

What's the best language to describe the hectic holiday shopping season?

Russian

How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede?

Swed-ish.

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

Taylor Jokes More Taylor Jokes

How Swift is Kanye?

About as West as Taylor

Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What's your favourite food if you hate Microsoft Word?

TeX-MeX

Why does the Vanu Sovereignty hate plastic bags?

They keep Terran.

Mend Jokes More Mend Jokes

What did the emu say to the nurse?

Mend her bones or walk the plank

What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.