They insist that the fit could be better.
A-hem!
They call their tailor Herr Dresser
I'm a Taylor too.
You better not make a habit out of this.
Tailor Swift
Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?
There is nothing left too loose.
Non-habit forming
It's sew sew.
Suit yourself.
Darn!
A zoo-t suit!
Because they were tailor made for it.
He wanted a law-suit
With a pumpkin patch.
Mend her bones or walk the plank
A palm-agranate!
When your wife's clothes start to fit her.
He was a watchdog and needed winding.
It depends how strong you throw them
Make it sew!
A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.
The leash goes slack
The leash goes slack.
He didn't like the phrase fire at will!
Their pacifists
Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)
Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.
A taxi driver
A taxi driver.
