They insist that the fit could be better.
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A-hem!
They call their tailor Herr Dresser
I'm a Taylor too.
You better not make a habit out of this.
Tailor Swift
Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?
There is nothing left too loose.
Non-habit forming
Sewed him
It's sew sew
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Suit yourself.
Darn!
A zoo-t suit!
The heretic kept crossing the warp
Because they were tailor made for it.
He wanted a law-suit
Have a nice bite!
He's all right now.
Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five
He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon
The bow is moving.
A crowbar.
I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.
A mathador.
Reach For The **Stats**.
Aushwitz, 6 million stars.
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)
The leash goes slack.