Tailor Jokes

Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

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What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

What did Victoria say to the tailor?

I'm a Taylor too.

What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

What do you call a really fast seamstress?

Tailor Swift

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

What did the tailor say after a job well done?

There is nothing left too loose.

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

What did the tailor say about her job?

It's sew sew.

Who sews really really fast?

Tailor Swift

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What did the tailor say to the fed up customer?

Suit yourself.

What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

Darn!

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

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What's the fastest bird in the world?

The Somali chicken!

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

Tailor Swift Jokes More Tailor Swift Jokes

What do you call a really fast seamstress?

Tailor Swift

Who sews really really fast?

Tailor Swift

Slack Jokes More Slack Jokes

Why did the clothing store close?

The employees where slacking off.

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

Sew Jokes More Sew Jokes

Who sews really really fast?

Tailor Swift

Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

Taylor Jokes More Taylor Jokes

What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

How Swift is Kanye?

About as West as Taylor

Statistician Jokes More Statistician Jokes

What do you call a statistician watching a bull fight?

A mathador.

How do you know statisticians are always serious?

They mean what they say.