Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

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Why did the SJW hate the Mexican robot?

Because it was Pablo-matic

What day do soldiers hate the most?

March Fourth

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What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

You take the "F" out of way.

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What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

What do you call a really fast seamstress?

Tailor Swift

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Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

How do you know statisticians are always serious?

They mean what they say.

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When do men insist that women are illogical?

When a woman doesn't agree with them.

Why did Eminem make a terrible barista?

Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.