Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

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Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

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What shoe can fit 206 million feet in it?

Honshu!

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They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

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Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

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Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

How do you know statisticians are always serious?

They mean what they say.

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Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.

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When a woman doesn't agree with them.