Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

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Why do some race drivers hate wet tracks?

Because the water is a distraction.

Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

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How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

How many Portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian

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Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

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Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.

Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

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Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

Why did Eminem make a terrible barista?

Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.