They insist that the fit could be better.
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They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.
Because it cantaloupe.
Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.
Because they just cantaloupe.
The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.
Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.
M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.
When a woman doesn't agree with them.
Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.
Did you planet?
A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.
They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)
You check its logbook
You'll know if she was faking it.
Its better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it
It's a members-only jacket.
I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!
Allah Garden.
A convertible.
A suseJ fest
A tooter
Teach me senpai!
Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.
Ten-ants!
