They insist that the fit could be better.
Because it cantaloupe.
Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.
Because they just cantaloupe.
Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.
M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.
When a woman doesn't agree with them.
Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.
It takes longer to milk the bull.
Tequila never goes bad
You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."
Depends on the size of the pieces.
Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball
A caterpillar
If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.
Over-dressed!
A thief in the knight
You get a Christian Bale
Gsus
A Pimp
Tuesday.
The youth in Asia.....
I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."
