Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers?

They cause too much brain damage.

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Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.

Why did the Lebo die?

Cause he was fullllly sik m8.

Rectal Thermometer Jokes More Rectal Thermometer Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste

Brain Damage Jokes More Brain Damage Jokes

What are you watching tonight?

The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?

Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers?

They cause too much brain damage.

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Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

Banned from the petting zoo...

Philippine Jokes More Philippine Jokes

Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.

How do you say Philippines in Ebonics?

Colombia