Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers?

They cause too much brain damage.

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What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

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What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

What's a difference between a oral and a rectal thermometer?

The taste

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Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers?

They cause too much brain damage.

What are you watching tonight?

The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?

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Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

Banned from the petting zoo...

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How do you say Philippines in Ebonics?

Colombia

Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers?

They cause too much brain damage.