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Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

Why was the whittler banned from his synagogue?

Because he made his rabbi a little cross.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas?

Secret Satan.

Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why are some flowers gangsta?

Cause they carry pistils.

Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

Rectal Thermometer Jokes More Rectal Thermometer Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

What's the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?

The taste!

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

What did one tooth say to the other?

Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.

Philippine Jokes More Philippine Jokes

Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.

Debate Jokes More Debate Jokes

Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

Who Loves Debates?

De fishes

Player Jokes More Player Jokes

Why is the monsters' football pitch wet?

Because the players keep dribbling on it.

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.