The players all drowned in spring training.
For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
Player: I finished it in three days!
The players dribbled all over it!
Because the players keep dribbling on it.
The Broncos' center
I can't remember.
An amputater
None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.
One. Five. One.
One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.
Because in charge of directing, Yoda was
Tell him drinks are on the house.
Ash told me you were in here and I should take a Pikachu. I'm sorry...
Hmm No risk do both.
Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.
Because it's a high steaks game
Icy Dead People
You conduit!