Why couldn't the orphan watch the movie?

Because it was PG

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What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!

What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

Rated movies

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Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

What movie contains the most micro aggressions?

Ant Man

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Why are orphans unable to play baseball?

They've never known what home is.

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They have no idea where home is.

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Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"

Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman