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Why couldn't the orphan watch the movie?

Because it was PG

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Why cant you watch TV in Afghanistan?

Because of the tele-ban.

How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

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What do you call a movie about artificial orange juice?

Pulp Fiction

What made you leave it?

Well, the movie ended so

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How did the orphans in Oliver Twist communicate with each other?

Through *more*se code!

How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

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Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman

Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"