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Why couldn't the orphan watch the movie?

Because it was PG

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What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

The people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

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What famous pig actor made a movie about Frankenswine?

Boaris Karloff.

What do you call a movie about artificial orange juice?

Pulp Fiction

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How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down?

Nothing. He just laughed.

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Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"

What's a pirate's favourite game?

An arrr-pg