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Why couldn't the orphan watch the movie?

Because it was PG

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Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

What's the first rule of bug ownership?

Watch your step!

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Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

How did the raisin have fun at the movies?

It took a date....

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile?

Robin, let's get in the Batmobile." Bonus joke: What did one orphan say to the other orphan as they got into their car? "Robin, let's get in the Batmobile."

Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

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Why couldn't the orphan watch the movie?

Because it was PG

Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"