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Why do orphans like playing tennis?

Because its the only love they get.

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How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots

What do you give an actor playing the role of an angry street gang member?

Mad props...

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Who's there! Candace! Candace who?

Candace with love!

Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

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What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.

What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

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Why don't old people like tennis?

There's too much racket

What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

Courtney.