Because its the only love they get.
He's always nailed to the boards....
A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.
Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates
I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.
Orphan shaped ones.
Self raising.
In tennis, love means nothing.
They don't like to get too close to the net!
