Because its the only love they get.
Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots
Webley stadium!
Because children inherit properties from their parents.
With love and hisses.
Because jokes aren't apparent.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.
Only place they can get love