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Why don't orphans play baseball?

They have no home to run to

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Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business?

They ran out of san storage

Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

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Why are orphans unable to play baseball?

They've never known what home is.

Why aren't orphans laughing?

Because jokes aren't apparent.

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Why cant bulimics be pitchers in baseball?

Because they always throw up

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!