Why don't orphans play baseball?

They have no home to run to

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How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

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Who isn't allowed to watch PG movies?

Orphans.

Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is

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Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They have no idea where home is.

What is Batman's favorite sport?

Baseball.