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Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

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How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before?

Oh, they'll tell you.

What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.

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How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek

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What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.

Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

What Do You Call Adrian Peterson Playing Baseball?

A switch hitter.

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Why did the young Greek boy run away from home?

He was not being reared right!

Where does a burger feel at home?

On the range!