What did one mandarin say to the other mandarin?

I don't know, I don't speak Mandarin.

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What's brown ans sticky???

A stick :) haha (yes i know its super lame)

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Why couldn't the pony speak clearly?

He was a little hoarse.

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What did one orange say to the other orange?

Do you speak Mandarin

Why doesn't orange rhyme with anything?

Because it's a Mandarin word