What did one orange say to the other orange?

Do you speak Mandarin

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Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

What do you call a fish with three eyes?

Fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

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What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Dad dad look what marma-laid'!

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He got Lemonaids.

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What do you call a Chinese orange?

A Mandarin

What did one orange say to the other orange?

Do you speak Mandarin