What did one orange say to the other orange?

Do you speak Mandarin

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How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

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Why are oranges the smartest fruit?

Because they are made to concentrate.

Why doesn't orange rhyme with anything?

Because it's a Mandarin word

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What did one mandarin say to the other mandarin?

I don't know, I don't speak Mandarin.

Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange?

Because he didn't know Mandarin