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What did one orange say to the other orange?

Do you speak Mandarin

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Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

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What do you call a made-up orange?

Pulp Fiction!

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

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What did one mandarin say to the other mandarin?

I don't know, I don't speak Mandarin.

Why doesn't orange rhyme with anything?

Because it's a Mandarin word