Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange?

Because he didn't know Mandarin

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

What did the cat... Say to the person?

Nothing, because cats don't speak.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

What's the difference between a worm and an apple?

Have you ever tried worm pie!

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Dad dad look what marma-laid'!

What do you call an orange thats been in the sun too long?

Tangerine

Mandarin Jokes More Mandarin Jokes

What did one mandarin say to the other mandarin?

I don't know, I don't speak Mandarin.

Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange?

Because he didn't know Mandarin