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Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange?

Because he didn't know Mandarin

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What is Chipotle most known for?

A. Steak Bowls - B. Delicious Tacos - C. Chips - D. Burritos - E. Coli

How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

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What language do farsighted people speak?

Farsi.

Why cant we interpret what frogs are saying?

They only speak in Morse-toad!

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

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How do you juice an orange?

Play with its citorus

Why are oranges the smartest fruit?

Because they are made to concentrate.

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Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange?

Because he didn't know Mandarin

What did one orange say to the other orange?

Do you speak Mandarin