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Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange?

Because he didn't know Mandarin

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How do I know Kim and Kanye's daughter is going to be smart?

Because she already has 315 degrees.

Why was Jon Snow so successful at basketball?

He knew where to put it..

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T.?

General Lee speaking.

What are we gonna do with all this extra cocaine?

The previous sentence has never been spoken in the history of earth

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

Why doesn't orange rhyme with anything?

Because it's a Mandarin word

Mandarin Jokes More Mandarin Jokes

Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange?

Because he didn't know Mandarin

Why doesn't orange rhyme with anything?

Because it's a Mandarin word