Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange?

Because he didn't know Mandarin

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know., Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

What lives in apples and is an avid reader?

A bookworm!

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What is the smartest fruit?

It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

Mandarin Jokes More Mandarin Jokes

What did one mandarin say to the other mandarin?

I don't know, I don't speak Mandarin.

What did one orange say to the other orange?

Do you speak Mandarin