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Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange?

Because he didn't know Mandarin

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

What do you do if can't change a lightbulb?

Ya know what Just screw it.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

What does a deaf math nerd speak?

Sine language.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

How do you juice an orange?

Play with its citorus

What is the smartest fruit?

It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!

Mandarin Jokes More Mandarin Jokes

Why doesn't orange rhyme with anything?

Because it's a Mandarin word

Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange?

Because he didn't know Mandarin