Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange?

Because he didn't know Mandarin

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Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know

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Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange?

Because he didn't know Mandarin

Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

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Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

What rhymes with orange?

No, it doesnt.

Mandarin Jokes More Mandarin Jokes

What did one mandarin say to the other mandarin?

I don't know, I don't speak Mandarin.

Why doesn't orange rhyme with anything?

Because it's a Mandarin word