What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**

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What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old.

Why's he happy?

He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE.

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What's worse than raining buckets?

A) Hailing taxis!

What does a ghost wear when it's raining?

Boooooooooooooots

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How do you know someone is from California?

They tell you.

Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.

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What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

What gets wet as it dries?

Texas after a drought.