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What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**

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What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?

An elephant with an umbrella!

What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain?

It ran to the unstable.

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Why did the Broncos wear white jerseys in Super Bowl 50?

Because it's hard to catch a white bronco in California.

What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.

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What gets wet as it dries?

Texas after a drought.

What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....