What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

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What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

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Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

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A Mars-upial

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A presidestrian

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It had a lot of problems

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Between the two of us we can make a lot of money.

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What does an octopus have ten of?

Tickles...

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So I can get octopi.

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When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

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It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

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A worm in a fur coat!

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

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What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.