What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

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What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

Why did the chicken end up in the soup?

Because it ran out of cluck!

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

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What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

Wet feet.