What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

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Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?

Hey! We really DO taste like chicken!

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Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)

Why did the nun call the Womens helpline?

Because she was touched by Jesus.

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Why did the free-range chicken cross the road?

Because he could.

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.