What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a chicken with political ambition?

Republic-hen

What name is given to the most chickens?

PEGGy

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why does it take so long for a nun to get her clothes?

It takes 21 days to make a habit.

What's a nuns favorite day of the week?

Sununday.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.