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What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How many nuns are there in a temple?

Nun.

What do you call a sister who works for you?

Nun of your business.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.