What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do you make a chicken salad?

Make a salad and give it to a chicken.

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?

A teddy boar!