How do you make a chicken salad?

Make a salad and give it to a chicken.

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Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

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Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."