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How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How did the lame person feel when he was teased by people?

He couldn't stand it.

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.

What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

Evolution Jokes More Evolution Jokes

What's believing in evolution?

Apetheism

How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.