They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.
I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.
Nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend
An E-Reptile dysfunction
Slowing down his car....... shoutout to for this one.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
By believing in itself.
Apetheism