How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

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What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Why do people like r/citrus?

It's sublime

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What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

What is it called when the police work overtime?

Copper Nitrate.

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Why are Mumford & Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

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What's the best way to fix a horse race?

Evolution.

How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.