How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

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What do the people of Skyrim use to exercise?

A Nordic Track.

How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

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What song does a dwarf pimp sing?

High ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

What's a Chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

Evolution Jokes More Evolution Jokes

What's the best way to fix a horse race?

Evolution.

What's believing in evolution?

Apetheism