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What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

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What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

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How does a Snowman get to work?

By icicle.

Why are mirror makers proud of what they do?

Their work is a reflection of themselves.

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Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

What do you call electricity still flowing today?

Current.

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What do you call it?

God: A toddler.

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

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What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

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What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.