What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

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What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist.

What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano?

A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.

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How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

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How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.

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Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake?

Because he doesn't exist.

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What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

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What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

How do you define a farmer?

Someone that's outstanding in their field.