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What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

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What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse!

How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you say when your GIF doesn't work?

You get the picture.

Why are mirror makers proud of what they do?

Their work is a reflection of themselves.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

Why doesn't god like bacon?

Because he isn't real.

Intervention Jokes More Intervention Jokes

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

Define Jokes More Define Jokes

How would you define yourself?

ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist

How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.