What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

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What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

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Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.

Who's there! Bach! Bach who?

Bach to work!

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Why did I wear no jeans today?

My supply was short.

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

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What console does god use?

Praystation

What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

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What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

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How many philosophers does it take to......change a light bulb?

Define "light bulb".

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.