What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

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What do you say when it's snowing?

Winter is coming.

What did the Invisible Man's mom say after he came out as invisible?

I can't even look at you anymore!

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What did the black horse name its daughter?

Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work.

Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

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What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.

Why is everyone smiling at me today?

Checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.

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What did God say when he made the first black man?

Damn, I burnt one.

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

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What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

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How would you define yourself?

ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist

How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.