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What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

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What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he's coming or going.

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Which is the smallest profession? A mini cab driver or a micro biologist?

Neither. I have a friend who works in computers.

Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.

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What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

How many sad soccer fans are there today?

A Brazillion...

God Jokes More God Jokes

How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

Intervention Jokes More Intervention Jokes

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

Define Jokes More Define Jokes

How do you define necrophilia?

The urge to crack open a cold one

What about you?

Me: define "child"