What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

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What do a priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!

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Why do engineers work out a lot?

They're obsessed with rigid bodies!

What kind of physician works on a cruise liner?

A dry doc.

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Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

He was undercover *!*

What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

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What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning?

Go Ahead Make My Day

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

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What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

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What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

How do you define a will?

Hint: It's a dead giveaway.