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What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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Why do pro gamers get up at 1:37pm?

Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

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What's a Catholic's favorite way to send money?

PayPal

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

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What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

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What does Jerry Sandusky and a Silver Medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind!

What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.