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What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

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Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

What do you usually find with four Catholics?

A fifth.

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What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

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What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What does Jerry Sandusky and a Silver Medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind!