What do a priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

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Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

Why was the priest also an imam?

Double the prophet.