What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!

What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

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Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

What do you call it when a Catholic renovates his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

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How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

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It's a touchy subject.

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