Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.

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How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before?

Oh, they'll tell you.

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know?

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What do catholic body builders lift?

Their guilt.

What are the two primary motions in Catholic feet?

Genuflection and supplication

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What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

What do you call a proton with big hair?

A 'froton.