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Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.

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How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know., Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

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How do Catholic Church priests stay healthy?

They exorcise.

What are the two primary motions in Catholic feet?

Genuflection and supplication

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What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

Plus sizes!

What do you call a proton with big hair?

A 'froton.