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Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.

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Why do fluorescent lights hum?

Because they don't know the words.

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It's a rhetorical question I know this now

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They both give kids a little head.

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What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

Plus sizes!

What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!