Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.

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What does FUN stand for?

Some nights, I don't know.

How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?

You can almost hear them.

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Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

What do you call it when a Catholic remodels his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

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What do you call a proton with big hair?

A 'froton.

Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.