What does FUN stand for?

Some nights, I don't know.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

Why cant a bicykle stand on its own?

Because its two tired! *badum tiss*

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.