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What does FUN stand for?

Some nights, I don't know.

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What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies?

I don't know they were speaking Spanish.

How heavy is a photon?

I don't know, but it's probably light-weight

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a kid that stands up to bullies?

An ambulance.

What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel!

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Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe?

I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.

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What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*