Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

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What letter stands for the ocean?

The letter C.

Why did the farmer get nominated for an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Why didn't the farmer make it to the award ceremony Because he was out standing in his field.

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Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

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Where do fashionable kids with cancer like to shop for clothes?

Never 21

What car did the Apostles drive?

Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)

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Why did the black man walk into a bar?

Because the cell door was still locked.

Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

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What's the best part about dating twenty two year olds?

There are 20 of them.

What's better than a hot 29 year old?

20 hot 9 year olds.

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Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

What do you get if you put 20 blondes in a row standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.