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Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

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What's the only thing politicians stand for?

Reelection.

When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

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What is your best lawyer joke?

I need some new material for the court house.

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

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How do you confuse an AP student?

Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.

What kind of shampoo do people with Down Syndrome use?

Tresemme 21

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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

What'll you have?

A tachyon walks into a bar.

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Why does Mommy always say no?

Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings.

Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

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Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

What do you get if you put 20 blondes in a row standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.