Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

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Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

What's your age?

Me: I'm 20 Them: Oh, when i was your age i was 21

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For the boos.

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It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.

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Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.

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Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

What do you get if you put 20 blondes in a row standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.