Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

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What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

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Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

Why aren't pigs invited to black tie events?

Haven't you ever seen pig's tie? It's filthy!

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Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

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What's your age?

Me: I'm 20 Them: Oh, when i was your age i was 21

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What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?

A. The cold shoulder.

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What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in?

MOVIES!

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