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Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

28

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What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

Heavy!

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed!

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When the animal kingdom had a poker party who didn't they invite?

The Cheetahs!

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

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What kind of shampoo do people with Down Syndrome use?

Tresemme 21

How many /r/jokes reditorz does it take to change a light bulb?

21, the first 20 will just repost an old one.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

28 Jokes More 28 Jokes

What do you get when you put 28 Alabama Sorority girls in one room?

A full set of teeth

What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in?

MOVIES!