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21 Jokes

Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

I Love Pizza & You

I Love Pizza & You

How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

22 one to screw it in 21 to shoot the bulb.

Where does Fred Weasley shop?

Forever 21.

How many /r/jokes reditorz does it take to change a light bulb?

21, the first 20 will just repost an old one.

How do you confuse an AP student?

Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.

Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

28

What kind of shampoo do people with Down Syndrome use?

Tresemme 21

What's the best thing about 21 year olds in bed?

There's 21 of them

What's your age?

Me: I'm 20 Them: Oh, when i was your age i was 21

What should we call ourselves?

How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"

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Love Card

What car did the Apostles drive?

Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)

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20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room?

A full set of teeth

What weighs 20 times a North Korean?

Kim Jong Un.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

What did Harry Potter order when he went to the bar?

Expecto-Patron-On-Ice

Pregnancy Jokes More Pregnancy Jokes

What's the worst STD you can get from a black man?

Pregnancy.

Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did the blonde move to L.A.?

Blonde: I don't know. Why Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what

How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

Long Time Jokes More Long Time Jokes

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

What do you call gonorrhea that takes a long time to show up?

Slow clap.

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...

Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

How many vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer the dark.

Sauce Jokes More Sauce Jokes

Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry