21 Jokes

Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

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How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

22 one to screw it in 21 to shoot the bulb.

Where does Fred Weasley shop?

Forever 21.

How many /r/jokes reditorz does it take to change a light bulb?

21, the first 20 will just repost an old one.

How do you confuse an AP student?

Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.

Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

What kind of shampoo do people with Down Syndrome use?

Tresemme 21

What's the best thing about 21 year olds in bed?

There's 21 of them

What's your age?

Me: I'm 20 Them: Oh, when i was your age i was 21

What should we call ourselves?

How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"

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What car did the Apostles drive?

Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)

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What do you call an intense love of math?

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What kind of snake is good at math?

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What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

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What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room?

A full set of teeth

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!

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What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

What does that mean?

More kids tripping in lab coats

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What adjective do you use to describe a bad pun?

Pungent

What do you call a bad pun?

Punishment.

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What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

Why didn't galactus consume the milky way?

He was galactose-intolerant. I'm sorry.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"