How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

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Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

Why did the crayon want to be a phone?

Because it wanted to be a texta.

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Why are lemons yellow?

They don't know it either - that's why they are so sour

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

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Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.

What did one computer CPU say to the other after getting hit?

Ow! That megahertz!

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Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

28

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How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

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Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17?

Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.

What is 17 X 19?

36" "That's not even close" "But it was quick"