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How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

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When will you be bioavailable?

Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...

Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

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How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

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How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

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Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

What should we call ourselves?

How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"

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How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

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How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.