What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.

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What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

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What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

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What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

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What did one Pencil say to the other?

Your looking Sharp!

What did the Pencile say to the other pencil?

What did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp