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What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.

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What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

How can we know atheism exists?

Where's the evidence

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What's everyone's problem with euthanasia?

I like little Asian kids

What do you call someone that likes to show off her ovaries?

An eggshibitionist

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Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her?

I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through

Why did the gynecologist get taken in for questioning?

He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word.

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What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.

What did the Pencile say to the other pencil?

What did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp