What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.

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What did one cloud of fog say to the other?

I don't know. It's a Mistery.

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

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What has long ears hops and likes websurfing?

The e-aster bunny.

What kind of beer was Dr. Stephen Strange serving?

It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.

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Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

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What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.

What did one Pencil say to the other?

Your looking Sharp!