Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.
There are more birds on that side.
Because they don't know the words.
Because he doesn't exist.
That Old Thai Moroccan Roll.
His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.
Your looking Sharp!
What did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp