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What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower!

What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise.

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Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor

Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

Tulip Jokes More Tulip Jokes

What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.

How do you kiss a florist?

With tulips.

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.