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What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

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What's in a name?

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(

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What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

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Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?

Yes." (Yamaha)

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What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

How do you kiss a girl on Valentine's Day?

You use tulips.

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What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.