What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

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How does an Australian shave?

Rise up lights

Why did balloon prices keep rising?

Because they had to adjust for inflation.

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What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

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What did the Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and some glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

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Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's better than a dozen roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

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What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.